bob marleys daughter: my ex
stopped by my grandmothers house today.. i suggested he visit my aunts house so he did. when we got there i was like oh let’s go say hi to my little cousin and nephew, they haven’t seen you in awhile. we walk up the stairs to their room.. & they’re playing black ops, my cousin turned around…
- Society: Every girl is beautiful.
- Fat girls: Really?
- Skinny girls: Really?
- Curvy girls: Really?
- Scene girls: Really?
- Preppy girls: Really?
- White girls: Really?
- Black girls: Really?
- Society: Wait let me be more specific
- Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
- Girls:
- Society:
- Girls:
- Society:
- Girls:
- Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
Ohhhh Tumblr Boys Why Must You Be So Damn Fineeee ;)
